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Clark Solomon
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Clark's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2004
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Hometown:
Irving, Texas
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Clark's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/5001511
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Occupation:
Texas Hold 'em
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What I enjoy doing:
planes, guitars, good conversation, scotch, port, diving, travelling, buying shit online
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Favorite Books:
Jarhead, Powers of Mind, The Holographic Paradigm and Other Paradoxes, The Art of War
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Favorite Movies:
Braveheart, The Matrix, Star Wars Episode I, II, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan
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Favorite Music:
Van Halen, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Queens of the Stone Age, AC/DC, Rage Against the Machine, Dave Grohl, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, The The
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Favorite TV Shows:
whatever is on
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About Me:
I eat a lot of chocolate, and ice-cream. I can crush you with
my love or with a vengeance. I am smarter than 98% of the world, but
you won't realize it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I don't want to meet my heros (The Rock, Tom Hanks, Dan Marino). But I
do want to meet new playmates.
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worth a lot o' bucks. More than
likely, you've seen him in a late-
night movie or two.
Regardless, depite his past deviant
ways, he still dances well.
Personally, he plays the BEST bass
solo of "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" I
have ever heard.
I realize that this is ONLY Clark's
second testimonial, but, after reading
the first one (from some random fan),
who can object?
It's all true. Clark is a MAN! and
hung like a chipmunk.
Clark owns. He's at 18 with the full drum set
counting as only 1, and not counting mics or
moogs. 18 is more than his pairs of
underwear, more than his pairs of shoes, and
more than his Scotch collection (but only by
one). This number also exceeds the average
number of hours he works per week, the
amount of money (in hundreds of dollars) that
he paid for his Cadillac, and it is 11 more than
the number of self-portraits he has painted.
The only things he knows how to cook are
spaghetti and gravy and he dances like Rudy
on Fat Albert. He can carry a hide-a-bed sofa
on his back up 2 flights of stairs like a turtle.
He once had to calmly tell me at 2500 ft. in the
air to shut my door. He has jumped out of
planes over 100 times and touched the bottom
of the Red Sea. Even though he is the size of
most scary monsters, little kids are not afraid
of him. He can discuss anything from
Wittgenstein to Jackass with you and you'll
come out of it feeling illuminated. He's cute.